My name is Alissa and you seem to have stumbled upon my blog! If I had known you were coming, I would have cleaned up a bit. Now you, my friend, have my frivolous silliness plastered all over your screen! Well, no helping, it I guess. I hope you enjoy it!
Certified Deer Princess in training
I got on Sparknotes for a project and there was an article about 100 ways to flirt with boys so i read it to kill time and these are some of my favorites
95. Hide from your crush whenever they are near. This adds mystery to your blossoming relationship. If your crush spots you hiding, yelp and run. But run in a sassy, sexy, playful manner. Crying is okay, but only if it’s sexy crying.
94. If your crush sees you crying and asks what’s wrong, just giggle forcefully to ease the tension. Then mention how lucky his shirt is. Then run. Better yet, skip! Skipping, even if you’re crying and giggling, will make you seem free-spirited!
90. Ask to borrow a pencil. Then use the pencil to write, “I own bras. Not kidding,” on a sheet of paper. Then casually point to the phrase with the borrowed pencil. Wink with both eyes!
84. Make a deal with a ghost: If the ghost haunts your crush until he falls in love with you, you will help the ghost solve his own murder.
83. Tell your crush about this whole ghost deal.
80. Flirt with your knees and scalp.
59. The way you play an instrument can be very sensual and flirtations. For instance, try playing the harp with your tongue.
41. Flirt with your eyelashes by lining up your old eyelashes so they spell, “Date my entire body!?!?”
16. Guys don’t like being kicked. Don’t kick guys.
15. Flirt with a good-looking waiter by saying, “Are you on the menu!?” And then use drinking straws as walrus tusks. Then karate chop the air and give him a 30-second thumbs up.
14. Karate chop the air.
10. Flirt with your ankles.
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- caboosination said: This would work on me… I’m a sucker for a flirty scalp…
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